Sunday night’s drama was burnin’ down the house - literally. There’s nothing like a catastrophe to really pump up a story line, and that’s exactly what happened this week on Desperate Housewives. If you missed all the smoke, here’s what led up to the fire:
Porter’s brother told Mom Lynette that his twin’s married secret girlfriend is pregnant and they’re planning to run away together. She went to the married secret girlfriend’s house and confronted her. The girlfriend confessed to the pregnancy and to being in love with Porter - a confession that her physically abusive husband overheard from the next room. He told Lynette to leave, which she did, even though the wife was begging her to stay. But Lynette’s good judgment kicked in and she came back into the house to find the husband kicking the wife in the face. She threatened to call the police and he left. The wife was hospitalized, Porter found out and left in a rush to get revenge on the husband.
The husband in question just happens to own a nightclub that is hosting a “Battle of the Bands” event. This is the event that Tom’s garage band is competing in. Edie’s psycho husband Dave got a visit from his psychotherapist at the club just before the band was about to go on stage. He took the kind doctor to a back room and promptly strangled him, poured alcohol on him and set the room on fire. Then he went on stage to play drums.
Meanwhile, a very angry Porter showed up and confronted the club owner who beat up his wife. Porter vowed revenge saying “You’re dead.” Then there was a fist fight which Lynette ended, telling Porter to get out of there, so he left. The club owner ordered a bouncer to lock the emergency exits so Porter couldn’t come back in. Minutes later, the curtains behind the stage went up in flames and there was a stampede of people scrambling to get out. Carlos was hurt in the rush and so was Orson, but they both made it out. Crazy Dave broke a window and helped people out of the fire. When Mike went back into the burning building to try to find Jackson, he was overcome by smoke and passed out. Crazy Dave went back in, found him and carried him out to safety, saying “I’m not done with you yet.” (How do you like that for a little evil foreshadowing?)
So Crazy Dave goes down as the hero in this episode, which may make it even tougher in future episodes for people to believe he’s actually a psychotic nut job in disguise. Desperate Housewives will be on Thanksgiving vacation next week but will return in two weeks with some juicy new stuff: Carlos may get his vision back. Lynette and Tom wonder if Porter may have set the club fire. And Susan finds out that Mike is having a romance with one of her friends but doesn’t know who. Stay tuned!

Well, it’s almost time to narrow this sparkly dance competition down to the final four. On Monday night’s show, the five remaining couples battled for a chance to make it into the semi-finals. Each couple danced two times - a ballroom routine and a latin routine. During one of the routines, the celebrity had to dance a 15-second solo - a new twist on the competition.
Did you see that part with Lynette and the “other woman” in the ladies’ room at school? Now that was classic Desperate Housewives. I loved that scene because it was really believable and you could feel that “mama bear” rage that most of us would have in the same situation. What? You missed that part? Missed the whole show? Okay, we’ll back up. Here’s what happened:
